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joys of teaching~

(1st-2nd grader)

Me: What do you see?
Kids: I see a monkey!

Me: what do you see?
Kids: I see a tiger!

Me: what do you see?
Kids: I see a ship!

Me:…..
Me: say “Sheep~”
kids: ship!
Me; SHEEP!
kids: SHIP!

( @##@$#@!!)

Me: ok, listen. S~heeeep!
kids: SHIT!
Me:……
Me: (thinking: oh crap) say sheep!
kids: SHIT!
ME: OMG!!!! sheep sheep sheep!!!
Kids: shit! ship! shit!
Me:…ok when I say shee—-

hmm….
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Me: say SHIP!
kids: SHIP!
Me: OK! good job!! that’s how you say “sheep”. understand?
Kids: Understand!

Me; anybody’s favorite animal sheep?
(nobody raise their hand)

Me: then “SHIP” it is…

miahassan:

Al Fatihah, Yasmine Ghazali <3

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ihateniystackss: Haha..so cute!

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